Two hot blondes just want to see your bald-headed yogurt slinger explode in a fountain of baby gravy

Don't you just hate it when two fabulous ladies want to pleasure your man muscle? I mean, there you are just minding your own business and these two hotties come barging in your room and demanding that you pull your plonker out of your pants. Sheesh, can't a man get some peace and quiet around here?